For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a bookĪnd to carry with us the author’s best ideas. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a More via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become Memorable and interesting quotes from great books. ― Tara Sivec, quote from Seduction and Snacksīad Kitty by Michele Jaffe About BookQuotersīookQuoters is a community of passionate readers who enjoy sharing the most meaningful, Who in their right mind would do that willingly? You’re just walking along one day and think to yourself, “You know, I think it’s time I turn my vagina into an Arby’s Beef and Cheddar (minus the cheddar) and saddle myself down for a minimum of eighteen years to someone who will suck the soul and the will to live right out of my body so I’m a shell of the person I used to be and can’t get laid even if I pay for it.”
It has to stretch and open andturn into a giant bat cave so the life-sucking human you’ve been growing for nine months can angrily claw its way out. Your vagina is roughly the size of the girth of a penis. Any friend, cousin, or nosey-ass stranger in the grocery store that tells you it’s not that bad is a lying sack of shit. “It’s a pain you forget all about once you have that sweet little baby in your arms.” Bullshit. “And let’s face it people, no one is ever honest with you about child birth.
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